We’re sorry to hear you’re turning in your magical powers. Your Dragon Fire Ruby wand was handcrafted under the skillful eye of Luna Star Gazer, Head Fae, and while we strive for an equal dusting of fairy powder on each wand, mistakes happen. Due to the world being on fire…
With workouts, I waffle… a lot.
I’ll skip a day here and there, two days every now and then, but once I hit the three-day mark, I enter sloth mode.
The mind-numbing reality is that our brains are lazy AF and if it had its way we’d be forever stuck…
I would love to give you a phone — the endless hours of quiet are incredibly enticing. I may even get one for your younger brother, and the cat — you can all play Minecraft together — oh, that’s for little kids, sorry, Roblox I meant.
While mommy would devour…